Dude does math

Dude demonstrates his advanced math skills
Hey Hoezer, did you know ...
Hoezer doubts if he truly understands the math
Dude, you are a piece of toast, you can't possibly know what that means.
Dude changes the subject abruptly
What's your favorite thing to do Hoezer?
Drink beer and watch Green Acres.
Dude and Hoezer are quickly discussing something else they have in common
Eb rocks
I know

Lesson Learned: Be true to all aspects of yourself and nobody else

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