Dude
Hoezer
Buddy
Quarter-Tank
Meet Buddy and Hoezer
The first Canadian Toast comic introduces Buddy and Hoezer. Nothing dramatic happens, which is kind of the point.
Is the beer cold?
Hoezer finds a clever way to determine if the beer is cold
Appendix check
Dude checks on his appendix recovery
Dude does math
Hoezer shows off his math skills
It's Friday Night!
Friday night is time to relax
Great Canadian Beer Festival
The great annual beer festival is about to begin
Socks and Sandals
Dude makes a fashion faux pas wearing socks with sandals, or can he pull it off?
Clearing the mind
Dude looks inward to find inner peace, Hoezer tries another method
Physics of Light
Buddy takes on tough scientific challenges
Lucky day at the street fair
Buddy, Dude, and Hoezer are having a lucky day at the street fair
Grilling Dogs
Buddy, Dude, and Hoezer are enjoying a nice barbeque, until Buddy says something wrong
Einstein Quote
Dude and Hoezer have a discussion about Einstein's view on the human race causing them to reflect on being 'toast'
Here's to clear skies
Dude and Buddy spend an evening relaxing and looking at the stars
Jerk, douche, or putz?
Buddy gives his thoughts on how we label people with less than desirable personalities
Going towards the light
Buddy and Dude are saddened by something that has happened to their friend Hoezer
Gilligan Marathon
Buddy, Dude, and Hoezer figure out how they want to best spend their day
Simplify Simplify Simplify
Buddy and Dude attempt to accurately quote a famous author from the past, but do they get it right?
Frankenstein Jam
Hoezer is jamming with the headphones on to a classic rock favorite. When the song is revealed it all comes together
Give a man a fish
Buddy and Hoezer are fishing on a nice day when they attempt to get philosophical with an somewhat expected twist at the end
Quarter Tank returns
Dude get re-acquainted with an old friend with some pleasant small-talk
Hoezer has some 'work done'
Hoezer tries to express himself in a trendy and hard to undo way
Are we funny?
Quarter-Tank and Hoezer attempt to quantify what people think of there humor
Beer Games
Dude describes a new beer drinking game, which is really an old game with a twist
Fortune Cookie
Buddy arrives with a fortune cookie and checks it out with Dude
Dude's Equation
Dude and Hoezer compare and contrast grammar verses physics
Quarter-Tank's last name
Hoezer and Quarter-Tank discuss surnames
© 2026 Dave Brown. All characters, artwork, and dialogue are original works.
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