Going towards the light

Buddy and Dude have some bad news about Hoezer
Hey Buddy
Dude, did you hear Hoezer has gone towards the light?
They can barely talk about it
Oh no, you mean ...
Yep, don't say it
They continue to struggle to find words to express their sadness
Let's remember him the way he was
Yes, that would be best
Hoezer enters the scene holding something unexpected in a dramatic twist to the story
Hey Guys, check out my new light beer
Hey Hoezer
I swear that can is pink

Lesson Learned: For those inclined to work on themselves ... let it happen.

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