Are we funny?

Hoezer and Quarter-Tank ponder on how the are perceived
You know Hoezer, I'm told some people don't find us funny
I know Quarter-Tank, I have a chart that explains this
Hoezer tries to put things in perspective mathematically
You see, our funniness grows exponentially the more beers you have
Hoezer provides more details on his thought
And at 5 beers, you can see we are literally off the chart
Quarter-Tank challenges his explanation at first
Uh, you know I took dummy algebra in school
Just drink 5 beers and you will understand
Quarter-Tank finally comes around and understands Hoezer's explanation
Ahhh now I get it, drink 5 beers and it all makes sense. You should have been a math teacher Hoezer!
You see, a practical use for algebra

Lesson Learned: Try not to let missed opportunities of the past haunt you

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