Quarter-Tank's last name

Hoezer greets Quarter-Tank in a simple way
Hey what's up Quarter-Tank?
Nothing much Hoezer
Hoezer wonders what Quarter-Tank's last name is and he doesn't look pleased
So the other day I was wondering ... what is your last name?
Hoezer pushes him but Quarter-Tank is still reluctant to share it
C'mon Quarter-Tank out with it, can't be that bad ...
Finally Quarter-Tank plays a guessing game with Hoezer to reveal his last name
See if you can guess, it's one of these:
1 ... Smith
2 ... Jones
3 ... Bong-Water
Hoezer guesses his last name correctly and Quarter-Tank talks about his family
Uhhh ...
number 3?
Yes ... we Bong-Waters come from a long line of proud Canadians from Moose Jaw Saskatchewan
Quarter-Tank continues to digress about his family history and Hoezer responds
The Moose Javian Bong-Waters grow some of the finest hemp seed in North America ... want me to go on?

Lesson Learned: To understand yourself, look to your heritage

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